Only 11 day's left. And believe you me, it can't come any sooner. The woman is getting restless. Feet are at an all time water retention capacity. I have been wanting to share a picture of them but I am afraid for my life. Things are a little tense over here. I am now cooling them off with massages, cold compresses, and Mineral Ice at night to ease the pain (thank you Mark Cruz for the idea) She almost fell today walking over me and she really put a hurtin' on her back. Yes, I was to blame. I didn't think I was, but I ain't arguing this late in the game.
No ice cream is now safe near her. She is like the lion in Madagascar when he's stranded on the island. Everything is about ice cream. She has even broken the ice cream scooper thingamajig. No one is safe. Keep all ice creams in the freezer locked away. Last night we caught her at 3:00am at a Farm Stores holding up the lady with a spoon... just for a lick of some rocky road. It's sad, very sad. God help us all... ;)
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